eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
- Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
- Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.
- boy: shit baby you're so wet already
- girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something
Bring in the dancing lobsters
When I’m famous you guys better make 4 picture photosets of me and put an inspirational quote that I’ve said at the bottom.